That is one happy individual. He’s playing the highlight reel in his head right now of what that thing would be doing on top of him if he was ever good looking enough or had enough money to bang this … Continue reading →

 I’m not sure but I don’t think the children were supposed to see this one. Just totally inappropriate for children, or is it? I mean they have to learn sometime. You might as well scar them for life at a … Continue reading →

 Oh my god, women like this are what Duke lacrosse scandals are made out of. Just passing out ever so gracefully in the middle of a crowded drunken fest somewhere. I’m just hoping she woke up in her own room … Continue reading →

 This is the granny gym workout to the max right here. Just chillin’ out, drinking martinis and not giving a fuck, that’s just what granny does. She was probably just a big time party animal back in her day. Dancing … Continue reading →

Punch him out, he’s caught looking. Way to not make it obvious at all bro. I do know exactly what he’s thinking however. He’s thinking if he could put her tits with the girl on the right’s face, that would … Continue reading →

Bro, you’re just eating hot dogs, you’re not getting bukkaked calm the fuck down. And take off that fucking blazer you’re wearing. You look even dumber with the blazer than you originally did with just that hideous shirt on. Your … Continue reading →

Not only are they fish assholes, they’re Manhattan style fish assholes. What could be better than that? Obviously nothing is better than a good old Manhattan style fish asshole. If it’s Manhattan styler does it mean that there’s all garbage … Continue reading →

Why don’t you just bring a laptop with you next time? Have you ever heard of putting music on your phone? Or even better if you’re really trying to keep up with the times how about a fucking ipod? Not … Continue reading →